Bible 2: Volume 1 - Hail to the King of the Jews, Baby!

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Blasphemy has a name and that name is Bible 2.

Claiming to be the long-awaited sequel to the Bible this is so blasphemous it is hard to express our disdain without sinning. But we're still trying to figure out why Jesus is firing machines guns while riding my little pony. 

We're pretty sure some of the Seeker-Sensual Vision-Casting Leaders are getting their doctrine from this comic book. Makes sense if you think about it. If you think you can just make up your own personal Jesus then pretty much anything goes. 

Yes this is a real product that is really for sale.

Yes this is a real product that is really for sale.

Life is Too Short for Boring Sex

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Heath Mooneyham of Ignite "Church" has good news to tell the world. Unfortunately it has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and Him crucified for our sins. The good news that Mooneyham has to share is that Communication + Commitment = Intimacy and that equation is the secret to overcoming boring sex. We had no idea that one of the fruit of the Spirit is 'spicy sex' and the reason we were unaware of that is because the Bible doesn't teach this.

Sex Doesn't Have to Be Grey?!?

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If you love sex then you're in for a real treat this weekend at Ignite "Church".  Heath Mooneyham, the pastor who was busted for a DUI and restored to ministry in a few short weeks, will be teaching everyone at Ignite how sex doesn't have to be grey.

Below is Ignite's promo video and Facebook post for the sermon. Note: they want people to share this video with their unsaved friends so they'll come to church on Sunday so that Mooneyham can teach them about sex.

Pastor Dykstra Will Teach You How to Date, Mate and Procreate

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Eric Dykstra, the vision-casting leader of The Crossing Church will be teaching the people at The Crossing how to date, mate and procreate. Oh goody.... :-/

One has to wonder if Dykstra is an expert on dating, mating and procreating (we pray the sermons aren't illustrated). One thing is certain, he's no expert on rightly handling God's Word and preaching Christ. Here's the promo video that The Crossing put together for this "ground breaking" sermon series.

Warning: You can never unsee this video once you watch it.

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"King" Eddie Long is Dead

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“Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.”
(Galatians 6:7)

Only 5 short years after being crowned "King", Eddie Long the heretic, prosperity preacher and sexual predator who preyed on the young men in his flock has died of "aggressive cancer". 

“it is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes judgment” (Hebrews 9:27)

You can relive Long's coronation service from January 29th, 2012 below.

“Have I any pleasure in the death of the wicked, declares the Lord GOD, and not rather that he should turn from his way and live?” (Ezekiel 18:23)

'Trophy' home tied to Trinity Broadcasting Network sells for $5.15 million

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What does TBN do with the 'seed offerings' that their constituents send them in the hopes of buying God's blessings? 

According to the Orange County Register part of that blood money went toward the purchase of a:

The 9,467-square-foot house, set on over an acre in the guard-gated Harbor Ridge community...the house has its own large gates, six bedrooms, an elevator, private tennis court, swimming pool and spa and a grassy pavilion area with an outdoor kitchen. In the foyer, a chandelier hangs from a high ceiling. Interiors include a formal library, piano room and bar.

Brian Houston Says You Need More Money!

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Here's a blast to the past that reminds us of Brian Houston's true theology...Word of Faith Prosperity Heresy

Although Brian Houston still teaches a form of  "Prosperity Gospel," he's more subtle about it nowadays. Here's Brian's book that he (literally) has been buying up from all over the world because he doesn't want people to know that he actually said these stupid "Word of Faith" things:

A Bad Rap (About Tithing)

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Christians are under the New Covenant. They are not under the Old Covenant. Tithing is an Old Covenant command, it is NOT a New Covenant ordinance. But there are a lot of seeker-driven (entertainment-driven) "churches" who have a lot of bills to pay in order to afford to keep their shows going. So they've reinstituted the Old Covenant tithe. But in order to "sell" the tithe these "churches" oftentimes have to employ the use of goofy entertainment to help ease the money out of the people's wallets.

Know the Truth
Christians are not obligated to tithe!

“Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.” (2 Corinthians 9:7)

Should Christians Tithe? <<--- Great article that explains the subject very well.

The Fruit of the Spirit is Total Loss of Self-Control?!?

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Apparently the folks in the false signs and wonders movement are unaware that one of the fruits of the Holy Spirit is SELF-CONTROL.

“But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, SELF-CONTROL; against such things there is no law.”
— Galatians 5:22–23

Below is video of self-proclaimed "prophet" Stacey Campbell losing all self-control while claiming to be giving a word from the Lord at the 20th anniversary of the so-called "Toronto Blessing".

The Naked Cowboy Appears at Hillsong Women's Conference

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Hillsong continues to astound by their complete and utter disregard for how scripture instructs Christians to conduct their lives in this present evil age. First they brought us Sleezy Silent Night. Then they had the sexual pervert Austin Powers appear at their women's conference in London and now they'e had The Naked Cowboy appear at their women's conference in New York (actually it's their youth pastor dressed up as the "naked cowboy"). We fear to see what they have in store for their next conference.

For more (serious) information about Hillsong check out: The Brian Houston & Hillsong Cornucopia of False Doctrine, Abuse, Obfuscation & Money Generation

For those who think it's mean, judgmental and un-loving to criticize Brian Houston (or any other popular teacher) here's something just for you: Shocking Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know.

If you're having a knee-jerk reaction to try and defend Hillsong, check out: Confirmation Bias: Why You Are Protecting Your False Beliefs.

Finally, here's an article that will help you be more discerning and a lot less gullible: Defusing Demonic Dirty Bombs.

The Pandemonium of "Prophecy" Open Mic

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If you've never witnessed the bizarre pandemonium of "prophecy" open mic at Glory of Zion then grab yourself some drinking straws, padding and duct tape and get ready for one of the most insane things that you've ever seen done in the name of the Holy Spirit.

After watching this you will either think The Holy Spirit is a blathering idiot and is incapable of coherent and lucid communication or these people are under the deception of a really strong delusion. 

WARNING: If you watch the video below, you can never get those minutes back. Just for fun, be sure to watch for the cameo appearance of Dana Carvey (at 3:10 into the video) where he resurrects the character Garth (from the movie Wayne's World) and brilliantly combines it with the Church Lady character to create the Angry Plundering Lady!

Watch video at this link: Raid the Caves and Crossover - Passover 5776 Friday Morning

"Press in and take the plunder!!!"

Austin Powers Appears at Hillsong Women's Conference

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In the truth is stranger than fiction category: Austin Powers, an icon of sexual perversion made an appearance at the Hillsong women's conference (Colour Conference).

Hillsong London senior pastor Gary Clarke at the Hilsong women's Colour Conference playing the part of Austin Powers while Bobbie Houston watches on.

Hillsong London senior pastor Gary Clarke at the Hilsong women's Colour Conference playing the part of Austin Powers while Bobbie Houston watches on.

Why on Earth would a church's women's conference want an icon of sexual perversion to speak to their women and young ladies? What's next, a Jarod impersonator speaking at a Hillsong youth event? 

“But sexual immorality and all impurity or covetousness must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints.” (Ephesians 5:3)

HT: Church Watch Central

Body Prayer?!?!

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This is what happens when you reject the authority of scripture and just start making your own stuff up. 

Apparently, body prayers begin with "Namaste".

Compare what you just watched to what Jesus said about prayer:

“Now Jesus was praying in a certain place, and when he finished, one of his disciples said to him, “Lord, teach us to pray, as John taught his disciples.” And he said to them, “When you pray, SAY: “Father, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come. Give us each day our daily bread, and forgive us our sins, for we ourselves forgive everyone who is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation.”” (Luke 11:1–4)

Super Soaker "Baptism"

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We'd like to "thank" Godz Gang for this awful example of treating the holy in a profane manner. Of course, all of this is being done in the name of being relevant and supposedly meeting the youth where they are at. The truly tragic part is that if you pay careful attention the kid being baptized wasn't actually baptized, he was only drenched by super soakers.

Bethel Redding Fire Tunnel with Puppets

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What could be more holy than a Holy Spirit fire tunnel? How about a Holy Spirit fire tunnel with puppets!!

One thing is certain, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with the real Holy Spirit!

Yes, you too can buy your very own Vintz The Puppet, from Seth Dahl (seen in the video) for $100.00! This is no ordinary puppet-this puppet "releases heaven into earth." Read more about this crazy scheme from Tony Miano: Bethel Wants Your Children

 

Bethel Church is associated with The New Apostolic Reformation.

For those who think it's mean, judgmental and un-loving to criticize Bethel Church's pastors (or any other popular teachers) here's something just for you: Shocking Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know.

Finally, here's an important article that will help you be more discerning and a lot less gullible: Defusing Demonic Dirty Bombs.

Nine Foot Tall Revival Angel Appears to Patricia King

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Patricia King, the spinner of tall tales and doctrinal confusion is at it again.  This video doesn't need any commentary. If you believe this claim of hers then we'd like to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn.

 

Patricia King is associated with The New Apostolic Reformation.

For those who think it's mean, judgmental and un-loving to criticize Patricia King (or any other popular teacher) here's something just for you: Shocking Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know.

Finally, here's an important article that will help you be more discerning and a lot less gullible: Defusing Demonic Dirty Bombs.